Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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