no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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