another moral hangover. fuck.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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