DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I am one with the molecules
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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