Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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