it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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