How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Actions speak louder than pants.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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