White coat. Heels.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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