Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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