just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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