Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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