u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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