Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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