i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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