He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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