You just made me feel so damn special
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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