jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
did you just send me my own nude
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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