after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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