I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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