Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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