its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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