so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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