Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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