Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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