Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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