I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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