After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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