I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it hurts more in the daytime
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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