maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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