Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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