i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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