I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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