I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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