just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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