just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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