I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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