who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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