Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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