Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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