I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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