She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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