The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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