I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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