I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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