Someone shit on the floor
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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