I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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