Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I did not marry a roomba.
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