I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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