Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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