I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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